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[cowman]

firstly, i was not. though, the whiskey i did partake in had ... separate side effects.
secondly, it was sudden. you can be my best slayer the next time.

[rockypath]

Next time?
Was the Honeymoon that bad?

[cowman]

I hardly think this will be a fluke. I can not for the life of me pinpoint what

It was the chocolates.

I think chocolate candy inspired us into marriage

[rockypath]

kind of like the candy here that makes you horny
except it made you horny for commitment.
pretty sure i prefer the first kind.

[cowman]

I was married once. Before. Technically, I am still. We never ended things. She is a vampire now.

[rockypath]

Sounds messy.
Gonna take a big old shot in the dark and guess she's the one who made you a vampire? Or was it the other way around?

[cowman]

It was her.

[rockypath]

sounds complicated as shit.
so tell me about the new one. the scientist.

[cowman]

His name is Ray. We did despicable things to one another in Club Penance one time. He is too smart for his own good. He is a handsome man... I do not know much else about him.

[rockypath]

All sound like good things.
Still, probably better to know a little more before making the big leap.

[cowman]

It was a sweet leap, at least.

[rockypath]

That's nice to hear.
So, do I get to meet your hubby?

[cowman]

As I feel I have not sufficiently met the gentleman, that has yet to be determined.

[rockypath]

You should bring him over to our room for dinner. Elena and I can interrogate him and you can get to know him better.
Perfect plan, I think.

[cowman]

You just want to see him in person.

[rockypath]

Well, of course!
What? You afraid I'll scare him away?

[cowman]

I am not afraid. Nor do I know what I want to do. I was not planning on marrying anyone, much less a gentleman scientist.

[rockypath]

It's always something with this place.
All jokes aside, seems pretty obvious you should find a way to get a divorce. If this place allows that.
Since you hardly know the man.

[cowman]

To whom do you think I should seek out for this divorce?

And what might a divorce look like here.

[rockypath]

Lucifer would be my first guess.
I don't know. Not like you gotta split your possessions or pay alimony.

[cowman]

What alimony would I pay
Lucifer is missing, perhaps because of the annulments owed.

[rockypath]

You'd probably have to give him half of your Henleys or something.

Oh? Damn. Yeah, could be. Maybe you're just stuck.

[cowman]

I suppose considering the other prisoners, I could have a very different spouse.

Yes, I trade in my wardrobe for my freedom. White shirts only.

[rockypath]

Does make me glad I didn't fall into the same trap.
Although I don't think marriage is ever in the cards for me, not gonna lie.
So a hell wedding while drunk on commitment might be the only time it would ever happen.

[cowman]

Stay away from all confection.
What you have done, waking up to a husband?