Most only last a few years. Getting out of your teens is a fucking miracle. I'm basically geriatric for a Slayer at twenty-three. Course, when I got called it was a bit more complicated. Buffy, she died. Drowned, but was resuscitated. That called another anyway. Kendra. Kendra was killed. Then there was me. So at least there isn't one of us anymore.

[She's just going to gloss over all the shit that came after and everything she did to hurt Buffy.]